Assquatch #71
UNH
Unhinged
EN
Details
Assquatch
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?
Set Name
Unhinged
Set Code
UNH
Set Series
Unhinged
Card Number
71
Language
EN
Variant
Regular Version
Rarity
Rare
Colour
R
Play Cost
{4}{R}
Card Type
Creature — Donkey
Illustrator
Jeremy Jarvis
Release Date
19 Nov 2004
TCGPlayer ID
37822
Cardmarket ID
14834
PriceCharting ID
2234607
Scryfall ID
9b13248b-5abb-4246-b639-1a8a6681a157
Barcode
4983813486758
Larrikin Market Pricing
To understand its value, here's an international market summary. It seems to be selling around $12.83 – $20.05.
$12.83 – $20.05
View a source's price:
Market confidence
Low
Volume
Medium
Updated
14 Sep 2026
Unhinged
Magic: The Gathering · EN · UNH
| # | Name | Variants |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Atinlay Igpay | |
| 10 | Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) | |
| 100 | Graphic Violence | |
| 101 | Keeper of the Sacred Word | |
| 101★ | Keeper of the Sacred Word | |
| 102 | Land Aid '04 | |
| 103 | Laughing Hyena | |
| 103★ | Laughing Hyena | |
| 104 | Monkey Monkey Monkey | |
| 104★ | Monkey Monkey Monkey | |
| 105 | Name Dropping | |
| 106 | Old Fogey | |
| 106★ | Old Fogey | |
| 107 | Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental | |
| 108 | Remodel | |
| 109 | Shoe Tree | |
| 109★ | Shoe Tree | |
| 11 | Fascist Art Director | |
| 110 | Side to Side | |
| 111 | S.N.O.T. | |
| 112 | Stone-Cold Basilisk | |
| 113 | Supersize | |
| 114 | Symbol Status | |
| 115 | Uktabi Kong | |
| 116 | "Ach! Hans, Run!" | |
| 117 | Ass Whuppin' | |
| 118 | Meddling Kids | |
| 119 | Rare-B-Gone | |
| 12 | First Come, First Served | |
| 120 | Who // What // When // Where // Why | |
| 121 | Gleemax | |
| 121★ | Gleemax | |
| 122 | Letter Bomb | |
| 122★ | Letter Bomb | |
| 123 | Mana Screw | |
| 123★ | Mana Screw | |
| 124 | Mox Lotus | |
| 124★ | Mox Lotus | |
| 125 | My First Tome | |
| 125★ | My First Tome | |
| 126 | Pointy Finger of Doom | |
| 127 | Rod of Spanking | |
| 128 | Time Machine | |
| 128★ | Time Machine | |
| 129 | Togglodyte | |
| 13 | Frankie Peanuts | |
| 130 | Toy Boat | |
| 131 | Urza's Hot Tub | |
| 132 | Water Gun Balloon Game | |
| 133 | World-Bottling Kit | |
| 134 | City of Ass | |
| 135 | R&D's Secret Lair | |
| 136 | Plains | |
| 137 | Island | |
| 138 | Swamp | |
| 139 | Mountain | |
| 14 | Head to Head | |
| 140 | Forest | |
| 141 | Super Secret Tech | |
| 15 | Ladies' Knight | |
| 16 | Little Girl | |
| 17 | Look at Me, I'm R&D | |
| 18 | Man of Measure | |
| 19 | Save Life | |
| 2 | AWOL | |
| 2★ | AWOL | |
| 20 | Standing Army | |
| 20★ | Standing Army | |
| 21 | Staying Power | |
| 22 | Wordmail | |
| 23 | _____ | |
| 24 | Ambiguity | |
| 25 | Artful Looter | |
| 26 | Avatar of Me | |
| 27 | Brushstroke Paintermage | |
| 28 | Bursting Beebles | |
| 29 | Carnivorous Death-Parrot | |
| 3 | Bosom Buddy | |
| 30 | Cheatyface | |
| 31 | Double Header | |
| 32 | Flaccify | |
| 33 | Framed! | |
| 34 | Greater Morphling | |
| 34★ | Greater Morphling | |
| 35 | Johnny, Combo Player | |
| 36 | Loose Lips | |
| 37 | Magical Hacker | |
| 38 | Mise | |
| 39 | Moniker Mage | |
| 4 | Cardpecker | |
| 4★ | Cardpecker | |
| 40 | Mouth to Mouth | |
| 41 | Now I Know My ABC's | |
| 42 | Number Crunch | |
| 43 | Question Elemental? | |
| 43★ | Question Elemental? | |
| 44 | Richard Garfield, Ph.D. | |
| 44★ | Richard Garfield, Ph.D. | |
| 45 | Smart Ass | |
| 46 | Spell Counter | |
| 47 | Topsy Turvy | |
| 48 | Aesthetic Consultation | |
| 48★ | Aesthetic Consultation | |
| 49 | Bad Ass | |
| 49★ | Bad Ass | |
| 5 | Cheap Ass | |
| 50 | Bloodletter | |
| 51 | Booster Tutor | |
| 52 | Duh | |
| 53 | Enter the Dungeon | |
| 54 | Eye to Eye | |
| 55 | The Fallen Apart | |
| 56 | Farewell to Arms | |
| 56★ | Farewell to Arms | |
| 57 | Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil | |
| 58 | Kill! Destroy! | |
| 59 | Mother of Goons | |
| 6 | Circle of Protection: Art | |
| 60 | Necro-Impotence | |
| 61 | Persecute Artist | |
| 62 | Phyrexian Librarian | |
| 63 | Stop That | |
| 64 | Tainted Monkey | |
| 65 | Vile Bile | |
| 66 | Wet Willie of the Damned | |
| 67 | When Fluffy Bunnies Attack | |
| 67★ | When Fluffy Bunnies Attack | |
| 68 | Working Stiff | |
| 69 | Zombie Fanboy | |
| 7 | Collector Protector | |
| 70 | Zzzyxas's Abyss | |
| 71 | Assquatch | |
| 72 | Blast from the Past | |
| 72★ | Blast from the Past | |
| 73 | Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature | |
| 74 | Deal Damage | |
| 75 | Dumb Ass | |
| 76 | Face to Face | |
| 77 | Frazzled Editor | |
| 77★ | Frazzled Editor | |
| 78 | Goblin Mime | |
| 78★ | Goblin Mime | |
| 79 | Goblin Secret Agent | |
| 8 | Drawn Together | |
| 80 | Goblin S.W.A.T. Team | |
| 81 | Mana Flair | |
| 82 | Mons's Goblin Waiters | |
| 82★ | Mons's Goblin Waiters | |
| 83 | Orcish Paratroopers | |
| 84 | Punctuate | |
| 85 | Pygmy Giant | |
| 86 | Red-Hot Hottie | |
| 87 | Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug | |
| 88 | Sauté | |
| 89 | Six-y Beast | |
| 9 | Emcee | |
| 9★ | Emcee | |
| 90 | Touch and Go | |
| 90★ | Touch and Go | |
| 91 | Yet Another Aether Vortex | |
| 92 | B-I-N-G-O | |
| 93 | Creature Guy | |
| 94 | Elvish House Party | |
| 95 | Fat Ass | |
| 96 | Form of the Squirrel | |
| 97 | Fraction Jackson | |
| 98 | Gluetius Maximus | |
| 99 | Granny's Payback |
Currently out of stock
Price
Price unavailable
Larrikin Market Pricing
Selling around $12.83 – $20.05.
$12.83 – $20.05
Sources:
Market confidence
Low
Volume
Medium
Updated
14 Sep 2026
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